Clef Hangers Public Service Announcement
Dear Sir (or Person),
Dear Elusive Listener,
Dear Heady Target,
Fondest Guest,
We love you. We can't thank you enough for Clef Hanger's firstsecondthird chance at
Featuredom! Join us tonight and reap the benefits of your effort to make us awesomer than we could ever possibly contribute!Hear what your peers are jing-a-jangling.
Hear what your hosts are listening to.
Hear the intent of your soul.
Oh yes, we have the power. Thank you.
The party's every Tuesday. At 9 o'clock if you live on the east coast with me and 8 if you're Adam's neighbor.
(Fun Fact!: Adam Greenfield, esq's a homegrown Iowan. So that probably means the next farm over.)
(In Wisconsin.)
(Incidentally, where the producer lives.)
(We Hangers are a rural people.)
Tonight we have a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
Tonight we have LOADS OF COOLCOOLCOOL MUZAK.
Tonight we have THE LINES OPEN TO YOUR DISPOSAL.
Tonight we await you.
Alright, kids. You know the contract.
Luffink-Joo!,
The Henry Half
(PS!: We're over here!)
(PSS!: If by any lame excuse you cannot attend this epic segment, please feel all the power in the world to subscribe to us on iTunes - oh it's so cool.)
(PSSS.: Due to remarkable new research, Adam is not originally from Iowa! However, he will be moving to San Francisco in a few months. The man resides no where. He could be Carmen Sandiego, but we don't have the records.)
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