Henrycast II
You didn't think it was possible, but it is, like I is.
This Henrycast is brought to you by three bottles of water, four hours of diligent audio crafting, constant do-
overs, and many a potty break. THAT, friends and relatives, is child labor.
right? Plllenty of time to devoting amateur behavior to the webberface. As you've probably noticed (jerk), this is
the second consecutive Henrycast that has been finished - on schedule. Have a little faith, guys. So, yeah,
every Saturday you'll see one of these little diddies-doo-dums. Expect them to be more of this length than the
former. A full half-hour of my splurge in music should be enough to get you through rush-hour traffic, yes? Oh,
and tell your friends! You just might make more! And what the hell, delete that tranquil coffee break forever
from your consciousness, and replace it with Henry's Moop-Moop Tunes! Sure to be a treat. Just download 'em
upon your [MP3 player of choice] and share a set of earphones with someone.
I don't spend four hours on something for nothing. Have at it.
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Transcript:
["Fishnet Stockings" - the Stray Cats]
"Hello and welcome to Henrycast, the only -cast known to be Henrified. We have some cool music comin' your way and feel
free to download this onto your iPod, or your Zen, or your Transcend (such as I). Listen carefully because there's some more
music coming your way. We have plenty of nice things for you today. And remember that this is happening every Saturday;
probably gonna be, y'know, up for download at one o'clock in the morning, or so. Um, I'll be doing a small poetry reading, on
here, this...uh, way past evening. And...forget not to tell your friends about Henrycast because I would love some new
listeners other than my friends and relatives. Thank joo, and, here's some more music."
["Museum of Idiots" - They Might Be Giants]
["That Time" - Regina Spektor]
["Close But No Cigar" - Weird Al Yankovic]
["Hey You" - Shakira]
"That was just 'Hey You' by Shakira; before that, Weird Al, Regina Spektor, They Might Be Giants, and the Stray Cats. I'm
going to right now read a little piece of my new book, LEAD BASED. The poem is called "Mystified" and...here it goes."
["Mystified" (LEAD BASED) - S. A. Heistand; buy it at LuLu.com!]
"Well, that was, uh, my one poem from my book of fifty. It was called 'Mystified' and I hope you enjoyed it; and if you
would like to read more it's on LuLu.com. Just look up 'lead based', uhm, pretty easy to pronounce and spell and whatnot.
So, yes, it's under fifteen dollars and just, eh, go to my website and I should have a button on there that says 'hey, buy this
book.' Right. Back to more Muzak."
["Ooh" - Scissor Sisters]
["Swing Low" - Rocco Deluca & the Burden]
["Bathwater" - No Doubt]
["Sleepwalk" - The Brian Setzer Orchestra]
"You just heard a granola mix of Scissor Sisters, Rocco Deluca, and No Doubt. There's no easy way of saying this, but it's
time for me to get some...shut-eye, so please download this to your iPod and share with others. I would very much
appreciate that. And please go remembering that I don't own these songs - I just bought them. This is Henry. Signing off.
'Night."
[Fades]
Have something you want to see on Henrycast? Exclusive interviews with your favorite historical
character? A polka? Superfluous trivia? Comment here or write me at henry@saheistand.com!
I love the layout!!
It reminds me of fruit punch...
Henry's Response:
Aw, why, danke! I've been wondering what city is, actually... Certainly not Pittsburgh, otherwise the sky would be dotted by people leaping from buildings.
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Where was the Sept. 8 Henrycast
J/K <3
Henry's Response:
Ah, well, y'know...
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*hee*
So do you want me to send you the interview as well as the article? Or just the article. Because I'll re-type the interview if you want it and make it all pretty without the (OTR: !) stuff <3
Henry's Response:
Oh, you can send me anything you want, m'dear.
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