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Oh my, my, my. Isn't this embarrassing?
You may be haranguing about me not dishing out what is supposed to be my weekly vlog, but first you must
understand that Putfile.com does not always work so devotedly. It has been (now) four days since I videoed,
edited, and uploaded Vlog Drei, but yet it has still not embedded so that I may embed it on here for your lax
enjoyment.
That will be my first and foremost excuse.
"Why couldn't you just deliver us the link then, you butt?"
Here it is, you narcissistic jerkwad: (Edit on 7/9/2007: Yeah, here it really is. Thanks, Putfile!)
You'll be sorry when you wish that you could've seen it on my actual website. (Ha...)
Well, to tell you the whole truth (and nothing butt), I've been writing. A helluva lot of writing, to be sure. I
have just hit the halfway mark through my what was supposed to be a 50,000-in-a-month novel. It has taken
me two and a half months just to hit 25,000. Sad, I know. Most of it is utter bullshit; things that just popped
out so prolifically that I would've been stricken to just highlight and send it through to its Internet graveyard—
where all bad thoughts go.
No, I couldn't do that.
Sadly, I haven't been working so much on my quaint book of poems that I am supposed to be divvying out
soon. My sister's designing the cover and she's getting ansy about it. However, I will not release the title. It's a
surprise (not a big one, but I've always wanted to sound important).
Lately, I have also been spending two hours of my day trying to encode emails into proper German for my
new German penpal, Stephan. He's a real sweet guy, but I've been so out of the loop since I left public high
school my German pawnage has dwindled somewhat. I think I'm making progress though!
I’m opt to be getting my yellow belt in Taekwondo on Saturday! Exciting! I don’t enjoy sparring so much (at
all), but I like doing form and the one-steps. But, of course, I’m speaking a complete different language, aren’t
I…? Forms are these wonderfully drawn out dance moves that you use to defend yourself against the
malevolent invisible gnomes that try to attack you on the dojo floor. Bloody little buggers. One-steps are
against a human bean. You may hit them if the moment sways you. You can scream, too.
I think Taekwondo just may be the most relaxing thing.
And, ah ha! It is official! I am going to Harrisburg by me onesy this July and will spend two weeks with family.
And what is more, you timidly ask? Ah ha, again! I am going to see THEY MIGHT FUCKING GIANTS with my
Uncle Donkey and Aunt Debbie! Beautiful...isn't it...? However, Erika may not be able to go.
I love joo! Man, what else should I put in here before I switch back to long, overly exaggerated hand-gestured vlogs
once again?
I have been swimming a lot lately. (Trying to lose weight like a monkey's business-business!) And I've also
been getting really into Glenn Gould. Who knows why?
Ah, and we are having a pool party this weekend. I'll be seeing a lot of people I've been missing so goddamn
much.
Until then, right?
Lieben,
Henry
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